BAGDUCK: a duck with a paper bag over its head smoking a pipe, wearing a tweed cape in a misty Scottish highland pond
Now launching on-chain

BAGDUCK

Same Pond, Different Plans

The tweed-clad, pipe-smoking, bag-headed duck of the highlands. He knows something you don't. Nobody knows what's under the bag — and that's exactly the plan.

Contract Address

0xBA6D0CC0FFEE7WEEDD0CC0FFEE7WEEDD0CC0FFEE

The Legend

A quiet duck in a loud pond

Deep in the Scottish highlands, where the mist rolls thick and the wifi is worse, one duck decided the whole pond had it wrong. Same water, same weather, same everyone panic-selling the bottom. So he put a bag on his head, lit his pipe, and made different plans. They laughed. Then the chart printed.

The Bag

Anonymity is a lifestyle. You can't rug what you can't identify. The paper bag stays on — through bull, bear, and everything soggy in between.

The Pipe

Slow. Deliberate. Contemplative. While the pond flails at every candle, BAGDUCK puffs and waits. Patience is the alpha.

The Tweed

Old money energy in a paper-bag budget. Dressed for the estate, floating in the loch. Class is a mindset, not a market cap.

Tokenomics

Nothing up the sleeve. Only the bag.

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

$BAGD, one billion feathers

Buy / Sell Tax

0 / 0

No tricks under the bag

Liquidity

Burned

Locked in the loch forever

Contract

Renounced

The duck holds no keys

How to Buy

Four steps into the pond

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Download a self-custody wallet like MetaMask or Phantom. Keep your seed phrase under a bag of your own.

  2. 02

    Fund it

    Buy some ETH (or SOL) from any exchange and send it to your wallet. Even a wee bit will do.

  3. 03

    Swap for $BAGD

    Head to your favourite DEX, paste the BAGDUCK contract address, and swap. Set slippage if the pond gets choppy.

  4. 04

    Bag it up

    Welcome to the loch. Put on your metaphorical bag, light your pipe, and make different plans.

The Plan

Same pond, different plans

Phase 1

Enter the Pond

  • Launch $BAGD
  • Burn liquidity, renounce contract
  • First 1,000 baggers waddle in

Phase 2

Puff & Plan

  • CoinGecko & CMC listings
  • Meme factory unleashed
  • 10,000 holders of the bag

Phase 3

Different Plans

  • CEX listings
  • Highland merch drop
  • Reveal what's under the bag (never)