
BAGDUCK
Same Pond, Different Plans
The tweed-clad, pipe-smoking, bag-headed duck of the highlands. He knows something you don't. Nobody knows what's under the bag — and that's exactly the plan.
Contract Address
0xBA6D0CC0FFEE7WEEDD0CC0FFEE7WEEDD0CC0FFEEThe Legend
A quiet duck in a loud pond
Deep in the Scottish highlands, where the mist rolls thick and the wifi is worse, one duck decided the whole pond had it wrong. Same water, same weather, same everyone panic-selling the bottom. So he put a bag on his head, lit his pipe, and made different plans. They laughed. Then the chart printed.
The Bag
Anonymity is a lifestyle. You can't rug what you can't identify. The paper bag stays on — through bull, bear, and everything soggy in between.
The Pipe
Slow. Deliberate. Contemplative. While the pond flails at every candle, BAGDUCK puffs and waits. Patience is the alpha.
The Tweed
Old money energy in a paper-bag budget. Dressed for the estate, floating in the loch. Class is a mindset, not a market cap.
Tokenomics
Nothing up the sleeve. Only the bag.
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
$BAGD, one billion feathers
Buy / Sell Tax
0 / 0
No tricks under the bag
Liquidity
Burned
Locked in the loch forever
Contract
Renounced
The duck holds no keys
How to Buy
Four steps into the pond
- 01
Get a wallet
Download a self-custody wallet like MetaMask or Phantom. Keep your seed phrase under a bag of your own.
- 02
Fund it
Buy some ETH (or SOL) from any exchange and send it to your wallet. Even a wee bit will do.
- 03
Swap for $BAGD
Head to your favourite DEX, paste the BAGDUCK contract address, and swap. Set slippage if the pond gets choppy.
- 04
Bag it up
Welcome to the loch. Put on your metaphorical bag, light your pipe, and make different plans.
The Plan
Same pond, different plans
Phase 1
Enter the Pond
- Launch $BAGD
- Burn liquidity, renounce contract
- First 1,000 baggers waddle in
Phase 2
Puff & Plan
- CoinGecko & CMC listings
- Meme factory unleashed
- 10,000 holders of the bag
Phase 3
Different Plans
- CEX listings
- Highland merch drop
- Reveal what's under the bag (never)